Blackadder: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other’s deterrent. That way there could never be a war. Baldrick: But, this is a sort of a war, isn’t it, sir? Blackadder: Yes, that’s right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan. Baldrick: What was that, sir? Blackadder: It was bollocks. —...
