So how’s 2015 so far? Outside playing on your hoverboard while Dad brings in the family helicopter? Mom inside serving up a hearty meal, all in pill form? Planning a trip to the Lunar Grand Hyatt? Enjoying a life free from all disease, war and hunger, courtesy of the alien overlord world government? Good, good. With 2015 underway, let’s take a quick look back at the highlights of government paranoia from 2014. America’s War of Terror requires all of us (do your part!) to maintain a high state...














